| In the room
Our 40 funniest advantages
1. Your partner will never ask you to get a vasectomy.
2. You can be as promiscuous as you want without being accused of womanizing.
3. Unlike your friends, you can enter the male locker whenever you want.
4. You can share clothes with your partner but then you look weird on the street.
5. You don´t feel ridiculous if do you don´t know change a tire, no one expects you to know it.
6. You're the only person in a meeting of alumni who looks better now than before.
7. You can tell a girl you love her bathing suit, and she know that you only describing her swimsuit.
8. You can recite the names of all the gays that have occurred in the world since the dawn of creation.
9. Your stabbings are more accurate, especially when your victim is the person you hate.
10. Your partner will not notice that you're eating up with your eyes to another, he is also drooling.
11. You, undoubtedly, are the favorite uncle,for your nephew / a.
13. You can find out if you are compatible sexually with a potential mate by the way they take the glass.
14. You can tell a girl you have lipstick on your teeth without them knowing everyone.
15. You may want to break half of the marriages of your city quarter of telling what you know.
16. Never get caught in the act with a prostitute. (But be careful in public restrooms!)
17. You always know what to give, what to bring wine and what to wear.
18. You're the best friend of the girl that everyone wants to take.
19. Your partner does not wait for you to shut you what they did last night, he also dying to tell.
20. I know all the films he's male frontal nudity.
21. Antiperspirants and beauty products do not get scared you.
22. You know exactly how to shock as the gossipy neighbor.
23. You read the book, seen the movie, you went to the musical.
24. You know the way to the heart of a man is not necessarily your stomach.
25. You can be as bad as you want, according to the church you will go to hell anyway.
26. You can look cool, but then 40 degree heat!
27. At any meeting always have things to talk about
28. You can do a quickie in any public restroom
29. Your garden is beautiful and wonderful kitchens
30. Not have hairs coming out of the nose or ears.
31. You never anyone accidentally pregnant.
32. Your mom will not have to share you with another woman.
33. You are best connoisseur of the anatomy a man.
34. You can calculate the weight of a man on you just to look at him.
35. Never have a piece of lettuce stuck in your teeth.
36. You can take "your friend" to sleep at home, without your parents suspect.
37. You will never find a bra hanging in the shower.
38. You're an expert in looking at men without getting caught
39. You are the most pampered of your friends.
40. You will have more sexual experiences than any straight male member of the family.
New year wishes
The sex attraction