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The perfects gay Christmas Dinner
   
 
The main event of any Christmas is the dinner.
You can always go the whole hog and have a hog - roasted of course. Or simply cook a turkey the size of Divine; along with the trimmings. This will, of course, be hell on those recently manicured nails, so why not cheat and get in some ready made Christmas Platters?

Christmas pudin 

   

tree gay giftLets face it, as long as the table looks as good as you do, the food is never going to be the centre of attention.

There must also be crackers, but not those cheap ones with plastic presents. It is best to select the ones with useful gifts and, of course, never forget that a good bang is always most welcome at any gay Christmas!

The purchasing of Gay Christmas presents is a vitally important task. The present must really reflect how you think of the recipient. Do not buy the latest David Beckham Calendar for your loved one, or he may start comparing! The same goes for buying anyone, other that perhaps someone over 50, a Foot Spa, no matter how good a purchase it seems at the time! Of course, the latest Kylie CD or anything Clinique is always acceptable in all circles.

Gay Christmas Decorations

Starting with the decorations: a gay Christmas is the perfect time to arrange elaborate displays; with endless reams of tinsel and brightly coloured streamers. I know, you like glam all year round, but push the boat out now you have a good excuse!  It's said a pair of gay men can decorate anything, so get going!
There is an inexhaustible amount available in every colour scheme.

 
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There are also the lovely garlands and wreaths, all of which can be jazzed up with flashing or twinkling lights. Of course these are also available in a multitude of colours - the more the better; have a multitude of lights to rival Times Square.

gay christmas dinnerAnd never forget the holly and the mistletoe, perfect for grabbing random people and making their day (or at least yours!) and also sneaking a moment with your hunky loved one.

Gay Christmas presents

If you have the energy, playing Christmas party games can keep you and your guests busy. There are always the traditional variations of card games.

Or why not plug in that karaoke machine and have a "Got Talent" (or not, as the case may be) evening, singing along to your favourite Madonna, Britney or Celine track.

There are also, of course, your classic Christmas tunes to murder. Christmas is the perfect time for singing - whatever tickles your fancy.

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gay relaxChristmas is also the perfect time to host your own flamboyant Camp Christmas Party.
It goes without saying that you must not spare the glitzy over the top décor and, most importantly, the booze to impress for your assembled guests.

Everyone loves a good knees up, after all, even at Christmas.
It is also the perfect time to cop that hunk you have been after all year, while nobody's looking.

Cober